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“queue lightbulbs because he just had a (sex-related) amazing idea”
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requested by jammied0dgers.
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Well … this is adorable. :|
This is the most oddly mesmerizing thing my eyes ever have beheld.
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Timur!
hi there, it’s me again the T master, good old mr T dot I dot M I know it has been hard with this petrol strike but I got through it and so can you! If you are depressed though please check out my blog on the subject matter, as it will kick those sorrow feelings of petrol in the ass!
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Yes Yours.
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floydian slip
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Then I don’t wanna be a hipster anymore.
This is what happens when being a hipster becomes too mainstream. According to the ancient manuscripts of Hiptopia, our Hipster Prince felt as though he’d sold out to the mainstream concepts of fame by accepting our royal title, but on the holiest of holidays, The Day of St. Goodwill, the French Duke said some really obscure words of apathetic and ironic inspiration to him, thus saving the future of our great and noble land. And we all lived hippily ever after.
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Silly Karen. Everyone knows the easiest way to soothe the wild Smithian Badger is to sing it an acoustic indie song accompanied by a tambourine and a lyre.
